Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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