Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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