i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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