i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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