She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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