Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hippo gnu deer
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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