decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Sorry about my life...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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