if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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