Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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