If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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