he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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