I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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