Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
