pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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