covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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