and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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