i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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