I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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