he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
dude. I can hear the air.
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