Are we in a gay sports bar?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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