no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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