if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
