Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
