Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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