Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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