just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
