Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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