That's intense
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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