Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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