How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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