Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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