doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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