Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I didn't notice because vodka
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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