hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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