We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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