The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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