i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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