And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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