i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
no, he came in my armpit
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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