in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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