he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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