Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This baby is an asshole
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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