Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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