just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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