Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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