I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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