why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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