cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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