He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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