Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just google imaged poop.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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