I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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