I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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