He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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