I looked at my own cervix.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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