We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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