awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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