I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We are two peas in an std pod
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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